In this hilarious critique of American eating habits, satirical news site The Onion reports that Subway is shocked to learn people have been enjoying foot long subs by themselves. They cut the sandwich in half a for a reason! You’re supposed to share! You wouldn’t eat an entire pizza, would you? The report outlines the steps Subway will take to make it more clear
that the sandwiches are intended for two or more people, and also
includes measures by other fast food chains like Taco Bell and Burger King to specify the intended use of their products.
"The sandwich chain says it is 'deeply sorry' if customers mistakenly believed that eating an entire foot of food could somehow be considered healthy."
Wait what? Liars! Subway didn't even introduce a 6" sub until 1977. Thats 9 years after the 1st franchise opened... It was called the "snak" sub sandwich and later changed to 6-inch.
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