Useless They Said
Source: Imgur
I'd love to see a story arc where Aqua Man was the villain.


"Between the branches of every Christmas Tree there is a spot that cannot be filled with pretty glass, Santa Claus, or tinsel. In that space, that terrible place, only “shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light” will do. Shoggoths love Christmas. This one found a hat and a carrot, likely dropped by someone running for his life, and has taken the shape of a snowman as best it can (no one told him that snow is supposed to be white)."
""After vigintillions of years great Cthulhu was loose again, and ravening for delight."
Wherever you happen to be when Dread Cthulhu finally emerges from his deep slumber, if you're lucky, you won't be there long. This geektastic piece of embroidery, emblazoned with the plea "May Cthulhu take this house first," was recently given to me as a gift from my friend Brita, who made it to hang near my Cthulhumas tree. She made it in hopes that the tentacular Great Old One won't take our annual celebration of Cthulhumas as a sign of disrespect.
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn"
"Alistair, a genetic researcher, saves his own life from cancer by making a pact with some dark and dangerous people. The secret lies with whatever is making the odd sounds in Alistair’s basement. The deal he made forbids him to go down there for three days…no matter what he sees or hears. His sanity, his life, depends on it."
"Everyone's favourite little green nightmare enduser, now available as a cookie. Eat him before he eats you! Though I'd save the consumption of these cookies for investigators of high sanity only."