Monday, April 28, 2014

Music Video: Piano Man GoT Parody





"Big Gregor Clegane is a warrior
They call him the Mountain that Rides
And you'd do well to stay the hell out of his way
Or he might just hack out your insides

When the King went and called for a tournament
Gregor rode out to joust with Ser Hugh
As the horses advanced, Gregor slipped with his lance
And just happened to run him clean through

Sack us a town, you're the bannerman
Sack us a town tonight
'Cause you're big, and you're strong, and you're merciless
And you send people screaming in fright

Now Loras Tyrell is a prettyboy
The ladies who see him grow weak
But when he's out of sight then he spends every night
With his "brother in arms," so to speak

With his mare, he riled up Gregor's stallion
Gregor lost, got so mad he turned red
And while everyone cheered, Gregor scowled through his beard
And he chopped off his poor horse's head

Well, then Gregor went home to the Lannisters
And they gave him a job he enjoyed
Seems a girl from the north had abducted their dwarf
So they ordered her homeland destroyed

And he rode out and slaughtered the villagers
And he burned down their houses' thatched roofs
And he rampaged through town chopping everyone down
And he left their charred corpses as proof

Sack us a town, you're the Bannerman
Sack us a town tonight
'Cause you're big, and you're strong, and you're merciless
And you love setting buildings alight

Well, Ned the King's Hand didn't care for this
Sent some men to put Gregor away
But it didn't work out, his men lost in a rout
And the Mountain still rides to this day

If you see him, you'd better start runnin', kid
'Cause he kills people just 'cause he's bored
And he'll seal your fate when he decapitates you
With one giant swipe of his sword

Sack us a town, you're the bannerman
Sack us a town tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a massacre
And you fill our trousers with shite"


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