Friday, May 23, 2014

Humor: D&D Stats Explained

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

This is the most epic start to a Reddit forum thread I've ever encountered.  It's been scrolling across my Tumblr dashboard for the past few weeks, and I laugh every single time I see it.  A few people have tacked on extra bits since the original post:

Fortitude is not throwing up a bad tomato.
Reflex is keeping yourself from falling into a box of tomatoes.
Will is being able to stop yourself from becoming obsessed with tomatoes.

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